Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Cameron finally moves to the left...

Dave 'the Spliff' Cameron today briefed the media that he had made the biggest change to date to persuade us the Tories are no longer the Nasty Party - he’s swopped his hair parting from the left to the right, which is apparently more feminine.

That should do the trick!

Can you spot the difference...?

3 comments:

Michael Oakeshott said...

The problem with your argument Phil is that it probably WILL do the trick. The British electorate are that foolish. I think Cameron has their measure. Give the proles what they want: prolefeed.

fairdealphil said...

i just find it bizarre that the media get obsessed with which side a politician has his or her hair parted...

witness an entire full-length feature on the subject on bbc radio 4 Today prog this morning...

Michael Oakeshott said...

Not the media. They are merely the conduit. The British public are stupid. It is not newsworthy. Alas under our present system the semi-educated fools have a vote.