Aussie Judge says 'No Can Do' to barmaid's bare-breasted performance...

This from the only in Australia file...A barmaid from down under who demonstrated her ability to crush beer cans between her breasts to entertain her customers has been fined more than £400 for breaking local licensing laws.

And a colleague who helped her show off her other party trick of hanging spoons from her nipples was fined £200.

It gets better (or worse). The pub's manager was also fined after pleading guilty to failing to stop the women perform the act.

David Parkinson, local police superintendent in the town south of Perth, said,

It sends a clear message to all licensees that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises.

Bet the talented barmaid doesn't give a XXXX...